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May 30

吉隆坡国油双峰塔流血事件!Bloody Sunday!

打死人咩!
前日在吉隆坡国油双峰塔前举行的“反对汽油和电费涨价”群众抗议行动最终演变成警方以血腥暴力镇压群众。
警察大晒咩,为何一个本来可以安安静静的“反对汽油和电费涨价”群众抗议行动“都不能让它平安无事的进行完成呢?难到平凡市民如我们没有反抗的权力吗?请高高在上的阿马生和教主给个答案!
*基于我们的报纸都很爱国(不敢报导啦!)我已将相关的照片放上。

Bloody Sunday

It was supposed to be the "anti-fuel hike demonstrations", yet it ended on a tragic note when police forcefully broke up the protest with their unreasonably actions which was beating up those who demonstrated at the fornt of KLCC building.

What's wrong with our honor police force? What the h#ck they think they're doing to us as a rakyat? I believe the reader of my blog will have the similar questions emerge in your mind.

Well, the truth is "seeing is believing." Those pictures which i attached above can act like a strong evidence to tell you that democracy in our country has died (or maybe never existed before). Why supposed to be a easy and calm demonstartions could end up in such a tragic,pathetic, and messy situation? Can highest Tun  or Pak Alah give us a wonderful excuse?The important thing is CAN WE BLAME OR SUE our powerful police force?       

May 27

Zoo Taiping...here i come!

Zoo Taiping and Chicken?
 
Have anyone reading my blog ever been to Zoo Taiping before? You know what, i am going to this country oldest zoo in the nearby future;moreover, i always have a crash of going into zoo to pay those cute and funny animals a visit.
 
I've never been to any Zoo before since i visited Dallas Zoo two years ago. What do our country zoo really has? Chicken? i hope no, do they raise tigers or lions there? Can't wait to be there already pals.
 
I have heard a story about "chicken", the story started in such a way that one day a tiger said:"i can scare the whole jungle with my single roar..." and a bear said:"i can outdue the enemy with my mighty strength..." then suddenly a chicken appearred and said:" i don't know why but i can make the whole world panic with my single "ha.....chew..!!" (Sneezes) guess what? Bird Flu again...poor chicken...  
 
Wait! I thought i was going to talk about zoo? maybe someday after i've gone there then i'd share..Good day audiences. 
May 06

寻找天使。。Finding Angels

妈妈: ”孩子,你有怪妈吗?“
孩子S:“没。。哎哟,我们是讨厌你但我们都很想念你。。”
 
第五集《寻找天使》的寻找篇将为观众朋友讲述一位来自加影的寻亲故事,在陪伴杨家寻找杨妈妈的踪迹之余,更为他们解开隐藏在心中将近10年时间的疑问。身为杨家长子,这一次杨敦雄将肩负重任代表一家十口来到《寻找天使》借助媒体的平台,公开寻找失散已久的母亲。

杨妈妈在杨敦雄19岁那年亲手割断了与九个孩子的骨肉之情,更狠下心肠离弃了生活逾近廿年的挚爱--杨爸爸,跟随一名仅仅相识数个月的当地男子逃走,给杨家留下一堆的难解谜团。
 
当年,杨妈妈当着杨爸爸及杨敦雄的面前告诉他们她不要这九个孩子了,她决定要跟着那个男人,并且相信她与这个男人的前世是皇帝皇后,这一世注定只要神的孩子。对于母亲这番令人费解的话,杨敦雄仍然历历在目,一家人更是一时无法接受这个可悲的事实。

随着杨妈妈的离去,不堪入耳的闲言闲语也随即传开,有则说杨妈妈红杏出墙,跟男人跑走;有则说杨妈妈被人用茅术迷惑、控制,对于杨妈妈的种种流言非语,杨家只能默默地承受着。

杨爸爸在母亲的突然离去后更因过渡念挂爱妻而患上忧郁症,但在孩儿的不断支持及鼓励之下,渐渐走出黑暗,再度扛起一家十口的生活,身兼母亲的责任,任劳任怨地调教孩子长大成人。

这十年来,杨爸爸都坚决维持这一段名存实亡的婚姻,默默地为孩子付出,不理会岁月的流失,日夜盼望地等待爱妻的归来。在杨妈妈离家出走的时期,杨爸爸更放下一个男人的尊严,登报寻找杨妈妈,把难堪的家事赤裸裸的摊开公诸于世。 望着杨妈妈泛黄的旧照片,杨家仍然流露出丝丝的不舍。对于母亲的不告而别,孩子们并没有怨恨,也既往不咎,只希望在远方一角的母亲过得安好,可以重投家里的怀抱,让孩子一尽养育之恩,并解开他们心中的疑团。

 

以上的故事就发生在你我的身边,让我们在母亲节来临的日子里好好的思想思想。。


April 18

Petrol's nightmare! 打油也怕怕!

 Beware ! Petrol station ! 加油也怕?!

Recently a lot of robberies happened at the petrol station.

What you can do to minimize the risk.

1. Try not to use the toilet which are located beside / behind the petrol station. Use one that is INSIDE the petrol station.

2. Try no to use the first & last pump at the petrol station to pump petrol. Use the middle lane. Even if the queue is long, just wait a few minutes. This few minute can save you.

3. Be alert. See if there's anyone loitering near the petrol station pretending to pump air for tyres, etc...

This info is from those people working at the petrol station. They told me the other day, a malay woman went to pump petrol using the last pump. A man came out of nowhere and pointed a knife at her waist. After robbing her, he fled on a motorcycle.

The workers only came to know of the incident when she sat down and cried after the robber left.
 
It has become obvious that even walking on the street can be very danger, do you still proud of our police forces?
April 01

By the time your partner said...当初他/她说...

Do you remeber when he/she said:"i love you?" Does he/she mean forever or "everyday?" At the April fool, James hopes your partner tell you that "everyday i love you." Why at the April Fool?Who cares!
 
还记得当初他/她说:"我爱你吗?" 詹姆士在4月愚人节时深深的希望各位的情人知己老夫老妻在今天对你说:"我天天都爱你." 为什么在4月愚人节呢? 老实说,谁会在乎呢!
Everyday I love you
I don't know, but I believe
That some things are meant to be
And that you'll make a better me
Everyday I love you
I never thought that dreams came true
But you showed me that they do
You know that I learn somethng new
Everyday I love you
'Cos I believe that destiny
Is out of our control (don't you know that I do)
And you'll never live until you love
With all your heart and soul.
It's a touch when I feel bad
It's a smile when I get mad
All the little things I am
Everyday I love you
Everyday I love you all 
Everyday I love you
'Cos I believe that destiny
Is out of our control (don't you know that I do)
And you'll never live until you love
With all your heart and soul
If I asked would you say yes?
Together we're the very best
I know that I am truly blessed
Everyday I love you
And I'll give you my best
Everyday I love you

 
 
 
March 30

Pride and Prejudice~傲慢与偏见

Have you ever got into love with the kind of situation that you or your partner's background totally different? "Pride and Prejudice" is a A++++++ movie that able to give me the Feeling of being in love. If you're looking for a movie which is quite boring (well, depend on individual)but full of sincere works and nice story-line. GO FOR THE GOALS! (Go for  the Movie lah!)  
 
He's  a rich gentleman, with high literacy level, paramount social status,fine skin,tall, and handsome. She has a pair of big pretty eyes,beautiful face, great shape,fair skin but the only thing she lacks of is $$$, that's made her a poor little girl in small country vallage. How they got together is a beautiful story and i shall not tell ya... 
 
If you're still "Pretty Woman"+ "Run Away Bride"+"Nothing Hill"-type of audience, the movie is highly RECOMMEND. Maybe the movie will enhance or mend the relationship with you and your love ones, WHO KNOWS?    
March 23

Gain sedikit sedikit 赚少少

As you can see from in the pictures below:
 
1st item i sold out from "lelong" is HP IPAQ 1940. The item was sold at RM600 whcih makes me gian approximately RM*00
 
2nd item sold out was O2 Xphone1, i bought it at RM*00 from "lelong" though it got some defection such as unstable keypad,it was successfully sold out at the price of RM480. I gained about RM*00 from it:-)
 
3rd item sold out from my store is Sony Ericsson f500i. For friend's sake i sold at below actually market price which is RM350.At last,i think i suffered loses about RM*0 from it. 
 
4th item was T-walking dog. It was a cute robot dog which can walk and play with ya! I sold it at the price of Rm100 and believe me, i only gain about RM*0
 
5th item was out at RM55. It's Imported HP 9series Calculator which i bought it when i was in University of North Texas, Dallas. I bought it at USD 1*. This item gains me only RM1*,the least of all item sold. By the way, i sold it to the ebay buyer.
 
Above is a conclution of my 2weeks e-business result. I don't know whther i will continue to do this becuase hectic homeworks,projects,reports,presentation,playing,"pak-toh",...etc making my life busy like a hourse or maybe a cow. (not the "cash cow" but sooner will turn into "dog"):-P
 
To conclude, i only gain RM*00 from 2weeks and GOSH! (my God)
i don't even have enough $$$ to treat my friends and family for "ikan bakar".  
March 20

Cepat kaya!$$ 快速发财!$$

Get $rich$ abruptly! 突然发财$$$!
 
Some ppl do like to get rich fast. Are you one of them? One little simple question, how to get rich fast?Rob the bank? Cepat kaya skim? No..No..No! it's certainly not the faster path. Buy Magnum4Ds or Sport Toto seems to be the faster path to get rich fast for majority of Singaporean?Yup, apperantly it's happened in Singapore our lovely neighbour territory or should i say Malaysian too? Wait! It's cockamamie that this dumpest thing also happens in our country....the proudly present Islamic State:-) (beware of the image below, click on it and have a laugh) 
 
很多人都想$突然$发财$.你也想吗?一个简单的问题,怎样才能突然发财呢?打枪银行?快速变钱计划?不不不!那些都不是最快最安全的方法. 买马票(sport too),买万字(Magnum 4Ds)是我们亲爱的邻居新加坡人民的最爱也是他们她们最希望突然发财的方法.等等!这超级笨桶蛋的玩意儿竟也在我们标榜先进回教国的土地上一代传一代呢...真是一个头两个的可笑.
(请留意以下的图片,click一下也笑一下)
March 05

"撞名"与"非法" "Name Clashing" and "Illegal"

当NBA詹姆士遇上詹姆士村长时.....
Once upon a time,when James of NBA having a discussion with James the blog author......
 
NBA 詹姆士(图下):"嘿! 詹姆士村长,我俩撞名了耶! 你有买版权麽?"
詹姆士村长:"什么? 连名字都得买版权?"
NBA 詹姆士:"当然喽,现在的知识版权比起以前显得更加重要了,社会进步的同时人的内在道德文化更要进步.侵犯人家的版权而不付费可会被喔!"
詹姆士村长:".................."
JAMES of NBA(pic below):"Hey,James,we'are having a name clashing problem. I wonder do you have copyright for that?"
JAMES(blog author):"WHAT?even name have copyright?"
James of NBA:"You bet! Now copyright is rather IMPORTANT than b4,as society is moving into fantastic era,we, mankind, MUST possess benevolence inside and outside.Thus invade ppl copyright is illegal,will be put into jail at no time."
JAMES(blog author):""
 
 
打击盗版,人人有责!
Protect COPYRIGHT,It's our RIGHT!
March 01

马来西亚,能! Malaysia BOLEH!

马来西亚,能! 油价起,有何不能?
Malaysia BOLEH! Increase in fuel prices,WHY NOT?
 
只因马来西亚,油价起得有可能...造就了许多可笑事实(如下):
 

1.油30仙.百貨醞釀價.業者求存.市民壓力大

2.30仙.幅從1令吉.怡德士收費 
3.市會6月調泊車費.關丹市民無奈接受 
4.液化天然气每公斤也30仙。
5.很多车主为了赶上“最后一班列车”,即使身穿睡衣,也赶往油站
6..........etc.
副首相拿督斯里納吉今日重申,政府保證今年內不會再調整燃價格,不過在特殊情況下則另當別論。
+國家能源(TENAGA)預料會在近期內獲准調高電費。
身为贫苦百姓的我们,自然的会问:"Ah Lah, 你在什么?"
 
For the sake of Malaysia Boleh+Petro also Boleh leads to lots of problems(as below):
1.30sen increase in fuel prices, unknown % incrase in products and services,100% increase in pressure to both business sectors and Rakyat.
2.30 sen increase in fuel prices, taxi fares also increase non-stop.
3.City council declares parking fees will be increase in coming June,RAKYAT can't do anything but accept.
4.Natural Gas also without any doubts increase 30sen sama-sama.
5.For the last chance to enjoy last minute cheap "oil",many "pajamas" drivers went to Q at the petro station.
6....etc (does it mean MORE to come?)
 
Our honor Deputy Prime Minister Dr. seri Najib promises that during this year there'll be no increase in fuel prices UNLESS there're some special cases.
+Tenaga National plans of increasing electricity bills soon.
-No wonder poor Rakyat like us start asking:"Hey Alah,what on earth are you doin'?"

耐人寻味+不可思议

买?卖? Buy or Sell?
"大买卖"终于到手了!这是一个值的名牌(HP)PDA耶!(如图下)
某日,某时,某秒 我碰巧在lelong.com.my瞄到这价值只卖RM500的二手HP PDA,我第六感告诉我它是属于我的.(其实我平常是没这麽冲动的啦!)经过我细心的调查过其他行家所卖的价钱之后,我顿时发现这是机不可失的黄金机会...更令我胃口打开的是经过我的"八寸"不烂之舌后,卖主所开的价钱竟只有RM300!!(看来卖主真的是很需要$$)其实我对这价钱买到的HP PDA是没什么期待的啦,但是到手了竟发现它是远远超值的.除了没什么伤痕外,功能也超棒耶!不可思议的事却又一直发生,出于好玩我也将摆上e-bay出卖,没想到却引来不少买主,有买主想以一倍的价钱要我出让(RM600),更令我喷饭的是有位外国仁兄想以USD1000将它买下. 这位外国仁兄为了表示诚意还愿意先寄钱来给我,你说我是不是很走运?感谢主!*-*
PS: 看看吧,迟些我怕我已卖了呢.
 "Big treasure" has eventually arrived. It's a 2nd hand  branded HP PDA that i purchased online at lelong.com.my(as shown below)
Last week, when i was wandering at lelong website, i accidentally spotted a 2nd hand HP PDA which was sold for only RM500,my intuition told me it's mine.(i seldom be impulsive)so,i immediately carried out a price research about the similar product which located on lelong website and finally i realised the one offered here is worth buying.
"Miracle" appeared.After bargaining with the seller, i got the PDA for only RM300!!(The seller needed $$ so much i can tell it) when i received the PDA,further astonished me,I found out that quality or function of the PDA is cool and almost scratched-free. Out of the amusing attitude, i posted the PDA on ebay.
2 days later,"Miracle" happened again. Out of my expectation, there're many buyers who interested about my HP PDA. One of them offered RM600 and one foreign dude who even offered USD1000!! This Dude even promised me to make the payment first and after the payment has been confirmed only i send it to him.I kid you not, you might think this is UNBELIEAVABLE. but i'd say this is no JOKE y'all!! To conclude, what can i say?  I guess I've been quite blessed. Thanks God!
PS: Pls take a closer look at the HP PDA i posted below, who knows i might sell it anytime:-P
February 26

"马友来了...也带来了鸡腿!" "His's back...with his drumpstick!"

"Bird Flu! 发鸡瘟!"
:"救命恩人, 我看你还是...别吃了啦!"
相中人:"我快要饿死了啦,我咬给你看!"
:"...."
James:" Mr. Blue Ribbon, i guess you'd better drop the drumpstick.."
Mr.Blue Ribbon:"I'm awfully starved Bro., let me BITE it NOW!!"
James:"..."
 
生命变化无常,珍惜现在...哪怕是"鸡"腿呢! 朋友谢谢你的勇气给我带来了"吃鸡"的冲动.
Life is short, cherish now even if it's "chicken leg." Lo,my soul bro. thanks for giving me faith to "indulge" chicken again!  
February 23

www.lelong.com.my

"天知道我怎么了!? ""Heaven knows why..."
 
紧张,怀疑,和兴奋就是我今天的心情写照. 我终于做了一个我个人觉得满怕人的大买卖,"大买卖"?!不是杀人放火的哪种啦,只是网上交易的买卖活动而已. 你们做过网上买卖吗?满有风险的是不?不要啦,我还买了一个"大物品"嘞,要是被骗了就头大了!!从一个不相信网上买卖的我到一个终于在网上做了第一个交易的我,心情还满复杂的. 想知道我买什么吗?等明天"大物品"来了才分享啦!天知道我会不会被亏了,真是瞎!
Nervous,skeptical,and exciting must be my feelings today.I've eventually place an deadly order in the morning.Deadly order? It's not an order to assassinate s1,but an online purchase. Have you made any e-purchases before?Critical isn't?full of risks.I hope no. For i've paid a lots of "bucks" for this "thing".I'd be dead if i was being conned by the conman.The feelings is complex and inexplainable as i had never been in this "e-stuff".What do i buy?i'll share with you if the "e-stuff" arrives tomorrow but who knows?Only Heaven knows...
February 22

"葱头理论" The truth of ONION

"what on earth that the truth is doing with onion?"
曾几何时葱头也隐藏着大条的人生道理.你知道在切葱头时该怎么避免留泪吗?答案就是尽量不看葱头.你看到葱头隐藏的烂道理了吧?其实很简单,就是别往我们的伤口去看咯...这看来简单但往往发生在我们身上时就用不着了...
Guess what?Even little onion has hidden truth. Do y'all know how to avoid dropping tears while chopping onion?The answer is simple: avoid to look at it. See sth? The rottan truth of onion is avoiding to look at the wound that hurt us...it's simple for just talking but probably very hard to practice during the real life situation...
February 21

骄傲=焦熬?!What can arrogance do?

"被K的理由...the reason of being punched.."
你骄傲吗?我承认我很骄傲,但是骄傲有罪吗?会有什么后果吗?我告诉你骄傲可会被人痛K的,就像照片里的人一样被K就不好熬了:-P我认为做人待事骄傲不好但是呢..有自信就很好喽.
Are y'all arrogance?I do.Does arrogance a crime or sth?What'll it reward you?Guess what? You'll be "K" as the person in the picture for being proud. I think it's good to have confidence to yourself than practicing arrogance of power. -Good day friend!-
 

"Too much to put on shoulders..."

"never too old to learn...终身学习"
It has never completed yet. Right from the very young age, i knew that i wasn't a genius. I was bungling in math, not aced in languages, or good in writing. Well, i guess that i can still make it to the university because of my faith to him. I kid you not, i seldom study or arrange timetable to review my studies but somehow i still get through the examinations. Ha, i guess every dog has its day huh?!Now,it finally comes to the final stage which can determine how far i can go in my coming future. It's time for me to grow up and face every moment seriously. Though it's too much to pay for a degree, my faith to him has never fading away. Who's him? Jesus Christ is. February semester begins today, time to Dash!
February 20

我的死党 My favorite soul-bro.

"he saved my life once..."
What friendship's all'bout?Let me brief you what's it. In the very first day i arrived Texas, i was totally unprepared,missing my family,starved to death,abit absence of mind and maybe jetlagged. Mr.Blue Ribbon buddy,who's shown on picture,took'bout 15minutes to pay me a visit, to further astonish me, he bought me phone card and presented me a box of egg roll for dinner. I was touching'bout his thoughtfulness then. Though our friendship faced trubulation afterwards we went through it. He saved my life once...i believe i've understood what real main-stream super friendship is. Thank you Lo, you really deserve it.
February 18

霍元甲 Fearless

"a man without fear....not only DareDevil...."
Fate made him a warrior; courage made him a hero. Believe that you'd seen yourself as a hero before, at least once in your life time. See, destiny doesn't make history it's you who'll become one later;part of the history. From a small town baddie to a folk hero, the main character acted by main stream superstar Mr. Jet Li; "Fearless" is fantastic and attractive. I'd rate the movie as "A" class movie,what do ya think my friend?

Memoirs of a Geisah

"the story like mine has never been told..."
Geisah? What's that all about? I have to admit that it was out of the curiosity that forced me to watch the film. The film's based on a true story of a geisah. If you're looking for a different kind of exotic experience or maybe you'd like to discover the true meaning of "Geisah", go for the movie. After watching, i feel kinda touching. It's certainly because of the film though the story line isn't really attractive. I personally don't appreciate the actress who plays Sayuri in the movie though she can dance pretty good. I'll rate the movie "B+". As i always mention:"life isn't difficult if you'd love....".

 

詹姆士村长 ~JaMes~

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不希望成为历史中的遗骸
-Never become wreckage of our time-